Ocyras Facts #1

Ocyras facts #1 is very different from Ocyras facts #2. OF1 has real interesting facts about Ocyras, while OF2 has Chuck Norris facts, except adapted for Ocyras. That's how it goes around here. Anyway here are the facts.

• Ocyras is pronounced the same way as the Ancient Egyptian god of death and resurrection, Osiris.
• Ocyras is the name of a weird guy's nipple. And his shoes.
• Ocyras lives in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
• Ocyras is what started this site (obviously).
• Ocyras is estimated to be about 13 years old.
• Ocyras is 100% pure evil.
• Ocyras might be the little evil guy inside of everyone that tells them to do bad things.

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