Why School Is Safe
I love school, mostly because it is such a safe environment. If you don't think so, I will explain to you how my school is so safe
In the younger grades' area under the jungle gym, there are thousands of little rocks to protect the children when they fall. You may believe that rocks are hard and will hurt if you fall on them, but trust me. They protect the children. I EVEN ASKED MY PRINCEAPULL! That's why school is safe.
Many kids ride their bikes to school. I think this is great, because it is saving the environment from pollutants from cars and other vehicles. There's only been one problem with that in the past, though. One time, a kid was riding his bike through the school yard to get to the bike racks, and a 3rd grader was jumping rope, but the rope got caught on the kids bike. The kid flew off his bike, his bike flipped over and hit the 3rd grader in the head. The kid was having a good flight, when all of a sudden he crashed into a pile of about 7 1st graders. That's the only incident, though. That's why school is so safe.
My school is safe because we have a good fire alarm. If there's a fire, it makes noises. What will they think of next, eh? Anyway, there's only one time the system has effected us in a negative way. One time, A kid heard the fire alarm. THER WAZ A FYER! He made it halfway to the door, when his ears exploded, and hit two other students in the eye. I guess the fire alarm was too loud for him. All three kids suffered third degree burns, but that was the only incident with the fire alarm. That's why school is so safe.
Thank you for reading on how my school is so safe. I hope you realize that school is already fun enough, because it is so safe. I have to go now, because I have to go to my safe school.
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