Ocyras' Name

You may be wondering, "Where did the name Ocyras come from?" Well, it's a bit of a long story, so listen up. It all started when some weird guy was trying to think of a name to name his nipples (I know most people will stop reading at this point).

Then, the guy who wrote the first Ocyras letter came up and asked, "What are you doing?" "I'm trying to think of a name for my nipples, this one is Judea, but I can't think of a name for this one," was the weird guy's reply. So, the guy who wrote the first Ocyras letter looked around, and noticed that on the weird guy's shoes was the word "OCYRAS".

They both thought it was an awesome name. A while later, somebody had to complete a simple writing assignment. He had to write a friendly letter to an imaginary pen pal from British Columbia. The pen pal's name? Ocyras. That was it. The legacy had started. Some guy's nipple was named Ocyras. A movement was formed. The balance of the future was tipped in our favour! The entire world began to change!

I hope you have enjoyed the weird and twisted (mostly twisted) story on how the name "Ocyras" was discovered.